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My girl thinks this dog is cute. She wants to save him from a shelter. Phew. That is the ugliest dog there is.

I’ve never seen a dog with herpes before, but… Look, I feel bad for the little pooch. The poor thing is the Willie McGee of puppies.

My girl has such a big heart. She loves animals. (Well, she loves all animals except rodents, bugs, and stinky animals…and she hates birds. But besides that, she loves animals.)

To me? Animals are what I call “raw food”.

No, I love dogs. Dogs give a lot of love and all they want from you are treats, a good belly rub and you pick up their poop at 2am.

Okay, in one of the pictures, the dog A LITTLE, MAYBE looks cute:

But in another image, we are reminded that this is Satan’s dog.

How can I walk with this ugly dog?

Am I shallow because I care about a dog’s appearance? Well, whatever. Looking at this dog is going to give me nightmares.

So my girl is going to want to let this satanic dog sleep in the bed with us. And do I have to worry about it eating my flesh and swallowing my soul?

No, I can’t do it. Let’s get a plant. The plants are cute.

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